HERE is a
cheery thought to brighten Wednesday morning. Suppose Muslim fundamentalists bought
Bradford City. No, give it a moment. Geoffrey Richmond, the chairman, is strapped for cash
and might welcome the place being taken off his hands. And for a zealot looking to unite
youth under the banner of radical Islam, what better way than by buying a football team? A
ready-made fan-base within the local community, first pick of a largely untapped pool of
talent throughout the country, nationwide exposure for your ideals and beliefs. And, this
being a football club, insularity, exclusionism and the refusal to countenance other
points of view is not an intellectual failing, but almost to be expected. Then again, the Football League could push ahead with its plan to bring
Rangers and Celtic south and introduce religious bigotry to English sport that way.
Tomorrow is a big day for the national game on three fronts.
In London, a meeting of chairmen will consider whether to defy the FA by considering the
proposal to incorporate Rangers and Celtic into the Nationwide League first division,
perhaps in time for next season; the rest of Scottish football waits to hear if it will be
cut adrift and left to team up with Denmark, The Netherlands, the Faeroe Isles or
whichever piece of Atlantic flotsam it needs to beef up its TV contract soonest.
Meanwhile, the Welsh FA will sift through the wreckage from the last time sport and human
prejudice were allowed to collide so thoughtlessly.
Cardiff City versus Leeds United, FA Cup third round, January
6, 2002, footage of which should be compulsory viewing for any chairman contemplating
making Saturday afternoon a political football by welcoming sectarianism to the first
division. Tomorrow, the fallout from Sam Hammams decision to hijack Welsh
nationalism for his own commercial ends earlier this season will be considered. Not by the
FA (whose much-hyped revolution has not as yet included taking full control of its own
tournament) but by the Welsh FA, which claimed jurisdiction over the match and its
aftermath amid understandable fears of fudge, compromise and vested interest.
Whatever the outcome, the disgraceful scenes at Ninian Park
must serve as a warning. Hammam, a master rabble-rouser with many years experience
at Wimbledon, succeeded in harnessing anti-English sentiment in the Welsh capital but had
no idea how to control it. Just as those who would vote Rangers and Celtic into the first
division will be powerless once the shockwaves from the decision are felt.
In the good old days, the most dangerous thing at
Hammams club was his team. The Crazy Gang were colourful rogues but essentially
harmless. At Cardiff, Hammam played with the tiny brains of some serious thugs and the
emotions of thousands more individuals who did not deserve to have their buttons pressed
in a callous and calculating manner. The result Leeds players attacked, others hit
by missiles, visiting fans terrified made for one of the most depressing afternoons
of recent seasons, made worse by the Cardiff chairmans refusal to accept
responsibility.
So will the chairmen who wish to fast-track Rangers and
Celtic into the Football League to salvage a fast buck from a television deal stand up and
be counted if Irish Republicanism meets English nationalism head-on at the New Den next
season? Developments yesterday suggested the FA is considerably more aware of the
implications than its colleagues at league headquarters. For these issues need to be
addressed and now, not after the fact, as in Cardiff.
It is pointless pretending that Millwall do not remain, by
comparison with other clubs, a dodgy stronghold of English nationalism and Celtic do not
sing songs directly associated with support for the IRA. Just because the sensible
majority outnumber the lunatic fringe does not mean that good will prevail.
The vast number of Millwall fans did not riot after losing to
Birmingham City in the play-off semi-finals but the ones who did made an impact.
Fly an Irish tricolour in their faces and see what happens.
Truly violent fans always are in the minority, we are told.
Whether at Ninian Park, following England away or chanting racist abuse when Leeds visit
Leicester City. But the atmosphere around a club, what it comes to represent, gets the
missiles flying.
The Glasgow clubs represent a secular interest in a way no
Englishman comprehends. I have been to derby matches in Rome, Milan, London, Manchester
and Liverpool. I have witnessed the great rivalries between Barcelona and Madrid,
Amsterdam and Rotterdam. But nothing compares with the Old Firm match for awfulness and
naked hatred. It is not football. It is not fun.
Even leaving such issues aside, it is hard to believe that
the process has been thought through. Henrik Larsson did not sign up for a year spent
trawling around the grounds that time and ITV Digital forgot. Joining Celtic or Rangers is
a guarantee of European football, often in the Champions League. This opens transfer
market doors that might otherwise stay closed. Would living in Glasgow and finishing in
mid-table have the same appeal? Wont the Old Firms purchasing power suffer?
Conversely, why, after 16 years waiting, would Wolverhampton Wanderers vote to have next
years first division promotion places reduced by two? And if the benefits of playing
in the Premiership ultimately do to Rangers and Celtics fortunes what the
money men expect, it is hardly good business for Arsenal, Manchester United and Liverpool.
Short term, a few more pennies from Mr Murdoch, long term the potential dead end that is
Uefa Cup football.
Yet what makes this judgment call unique is that, largely,
when a club makes a bad financial move, it suffers alone; with this one, misery spreads.
What to do when a small boy from a different world decides that Rangers are his team, the
way so many beyond Manchester have settled on United, and is introduced to a world of
bigotry that stretches far beyond an irrational dislike of a local rival.
Dont believe it could not happen to an impressionable
mind. Did Paul Gascoigne ever celebrate a goal by playing an imaginary flute before he
pitched up at Ibrox? Buy into the club and you buy into its soul. Or, as Terry
Butchers immaculately dressed wife was told on her first Rangers match day: We
dont wear green here.
I asked a non-aligned Scottish friend for his view and he
said the Scottish Premier League should pack Rangers and Celtic on the first train south
as soon as possible.
Why? He gave me a look reserved for innocents and
imbeciles. Because theyre horrible, he said. Youll be
begging us to take them back within two years.
He didnt mean the players or staff and didnt even
comment on the football. He cited the clubs, what they have come to represent and the
baggage that they will bring to English football. A culture that sincerely does not need
its touchpaper lit whether by nationalists, religious fanatics or just more
frightened men voting with their wallets.