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Spencer Prior has completed his £700,000 move to Ninian Park. Spencer signed at 10am this morning. The signing is massive for Cardiff City and the future is getting better all the time.

The personal terms that were holding up the deal have been sorted and Prior is now a Bluebird.

Welcome to Ninian Park.

Spencer prior factfile.

Spencer has played in the Premiership for the last 5 seasons and will be a star in Division 2. He will add invalueable experience.

In a classic statement on the Official website Cardiff City announced

"The contract for the player was received at the Football League and the P.F.A with a number of additions. Some of the major points within the contract is he must have a physical liaison with a sheep; also he will eat sheep’s testicles."

Adding futher to that in the Echo Sam says

"I swear it's true. Spencer Prior has agreed - and so have the Professional Footballers Association."

"Work at the League headquarters stopped completely, they could not believe it. The staff went into a state of shock and disbelief.

"I wrote into Spencer Prior's contract, which he has agreed to, that he must have physical liaisons with sheep.

"He has also agreed to eat sheep's testicles, and cooked sheep's brain - he refused to eat it raw, but agrees to eat it cooked. Of course, he can have lemon, salt and parsley with it. He has also agreed to eat raw liver in its blood. He is learning about Welsh people and sheep."

Brilliant, who else but Sam could do this.